Thursday, April 24, 2008

Guys: Masturbation is good for health::

As reported by the BBC:

Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.


Clear your pipes

Saturday, April 19, 2008

What do you want from us?

No matter what we do, as Chinese or Overseas-Chinese, we are just simply hated for being Chinese.




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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Showdown in Melbourne

Talk is cheap, as always. Let the pictures do the talking














































Hail and salute the brave Chinese people of Melbourne!
Zhong Hua Renmin Gongheguo Wan Sui!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Support China through Internet


If you're a MSN user, please add (L)CHINA next to your screen name.


Saturday, April 12, 2008

Hire Purchased Fishballs Accounting

I had a dream of fishballs last night. My friends and I were having a hotpot and we 'Hire-Purchased' a bag of 30 fishballs. Since we did not buy it with cash we thought how to account for it?

I took out a journal pad and accounted the hire-purchased fishballs.

Firstly we need to capitalised the 30 fisballs which cost 20 cents per ball.

Dr. Fishball $6

Cr. Unexpired HP Charges $6

Secondly, account for repayments if any. Assume the repayment is $2 per week.

Dr. Unexpired HP Charges $2

Cr. Bank $2

Continuing the repayments will eventually extinguish the fishballs liability when the HP charges balanced out. Fortunately for us, there weren't any interest rates charged, otherwise we would have need a repayment schedule. And to our relief, GST is absent because the balls are food supplies....phew.

After journalising it, we had a fantastical hot pot.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Tibet: The flashpoint for Poem 56?

55 prophecies of the Tui Bei Tu, in the form of poems and pictures, published during the Tang Dynasty came true. It has a total 60 prophecies and this mean 4 more to go.

In poem 56 it said:
'Flyers are not birds, swimmers are not fish,
A war does not depend on soldiers. It's a game of technology.
Millions of miles of deadly smoke, on top a mushroom and at bottom a fountain.
A sight out of people's imagination. Big trouble not solved, but greater trouble arrives.'

An image of 2 soldiers, each standing on a continent. The 2 continents are separated by the ocean. They do not use their hand held weapons. They only spew fire at each other. Two fish jump out of the ocean, and two birds are flying against each other.


So could the current Tibet unrest and worldwide protest against China be the spark for a possible massive 'confrontation'?

Time will tell. But at the moment it seems to be working on its way there.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Damm Free-Tibet!

So much of fuck you very much to all Free-Tibet supporters.

Is this how you want to free Tibet? By attacking a disabled girl?








Now she is a hero! Salute!

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Windstruck

I came out of the office bastardized, struck, dazed, blur, overloaded, spinning, and etc etc... while the city was windstruck after a fierce windstorm that swept the city in the afternoon. It was wet, windy, chilly and getting dark, not too different from the state of mind I was in, though with more optimism.

Actually I'm just stuck with some superannuation transactions which made me frustrated. And on top of that I am exhausted from work and the readings every night. Sleep hasn't been too good, woke up on the wrong side of the bed which gave me a sore neck and shoulder. Still sore.

Received CPA AGM notice. Attend or not to attend? By proxy? don't know, don't care, decide later.

Just too much for now.

More readings to do but I am just mentally exhausted. Oh well, at least tomorrow will be easier, for attending a conference at the convention centre. Perhaps, during a break, I should just walk across the street to Crown Casino and try to pull off a jackpot! Win a poker pot! Strike a roulette! Win a Black Jack! and have a nice cold beer after that....arhhhhh...... purfect!

And I want:

Cigars, babes, fast cars, yacht, more babes, cash, penthouse, more cash, babes, caviars, abalone, more more cash, faster cars, helicopter, private jet, LV, Gucci, Christian Dior, Prada, Mandarina Duck, YSL, Chivas, Johnny Walker, Nescafe, Cheah Yin Fun, Coffee Mate, BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, and more more babes.............!!!!


Yeah, optimism rules! I can do it!!!!

Sleepy me

Some sleepy snapshots of me webcamming with Min who is back in Malaysia for holidays. A respite from chatting with each other during odd hours for being separated by the vast Pacific Ocean. It is almost a day difference between the States and Down Under, but just 3 hours and soon to be 2 hours between Malaysia and here.


Alrite, lets see...


Hmmm.. okay


Yea...

Hmm.......

Okay..... I really need to sleep...

Goodniteee!
 
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